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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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