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| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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