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| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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