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| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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