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| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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