| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes |
| Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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