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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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