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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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