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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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