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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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