| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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