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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him."How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is dont you?"The young partner is offended. "Of course I know what Ethics is. Its a county in southern England."
 
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