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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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