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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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