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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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