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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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