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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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