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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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