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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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