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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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