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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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