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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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