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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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