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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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