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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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