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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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