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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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