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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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