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| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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