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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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