| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
|
| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
|
| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
|
| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
|
| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
|
| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
|
| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
|
| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
|
| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
|