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| A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more
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| Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam - because he was the first in the human race.... more
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| Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.... more
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| Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi... more
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| Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more
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| Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.... more
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| One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mothers broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it... more
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| Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the mid... more
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| Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state... more
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| Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselves. The first prieste... more
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