*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Religious jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:198
 
Joke:Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers.A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: "The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Religious Jokes:

1.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect... more

2.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaohs daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and dr... more

3.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.... more

4.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Ber... more

5.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwine... more

6.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble... more

7.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was s... more

8.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The... more

9.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not fa... more

10.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners