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| Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.... more
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| Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their... more
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| Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey g... more
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| Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A:... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.... more
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| When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."... more
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| Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more
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| Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaf... more
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| Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we w... more
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| A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"Id like to become the next President of the United State... more
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