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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
 
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