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| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
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| 2. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said,... more
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| 3. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur co... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes |
| What didnt Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?Parents.... more
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| 5. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Why are parents boring?Because theyre groan-ups.... more
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| 6. | Category: Parent jokes |
| "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as man... more
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| 7. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes |
| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes |
| We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years t... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes |
| "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was."... more
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