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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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