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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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