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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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