| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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