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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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