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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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