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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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