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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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