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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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