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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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