| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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