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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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