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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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