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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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