| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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