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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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