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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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